Perhaps the most incompetent Dragon Warrior of all time, Burznarion set to the field for an eagerly contested game against Zombie Attack! full of confidence, but by the end of the game he had succeeded in fluffing an attempt to dodge an opponent, tripping and spectacularly decapitating himself.

Needless to say, Burznarion is fondly remembered neither by the team's fans nor by its sponsors, who saw little return on the big investment they made in acquiring the player after this spectacular display of ineptitude in only his second game for the club.