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Dr. Reeves "Slobeye"
Highly educated, and a true esqutarian.
Dr.Reeves "Slobeye" acts as our noble medician and a scholar of science and the finer arts, though the Troll "servant" surpasses him in the art of poetry.
His delicate fingers and subtle surgery has made him wildly known as "Death on green legs". However Dr. Reeves refuses to aknowledge this.
All Blood Bowl players and their medicians should aknowledge the following steps in Dr. Reeves art of healing:
1. Iff Leggsies brokaan - Bend jaw counterclockwise intill snappnoisse.
2. Iff éad pop out - Smakk groin untill poppoing sound.
3. Iff deadsie - Stoomp too liffe.
4. Iff éadache - Batlleaxee too stomaach.
*As all Doctors and scholars, Dr. Reeves easily gets carried away, some may call it a state of blood-thirsty-barbaric-gut-ripping-death-mongoring, however we choose to call it "excited".