Sir Winston "Cranium Spit"

A true freind of the gentlemens sports.

Sir Winston "Cranium Spit" stands alone in a class of sportsmanship, being the inventor of the World Famous sport of "Orca-Polo".

Its simply a sport consisting of gentlemen orcs and certain humanoids, often deranged, mounted on ponys and equipped with a stick in order to hit the ball.

Taking the sport to new levels, Sir Winston reinforced his pony, due to several pony-related-snapped-back-accidents thus creating the very first wood-steel-reinforced-twinheaded-eleven-legged-MegaPony.

After a succesfull series of games the MegaPony broke loose and trampled 1200 spectators, and after laughing feverishly Sir Winston suffered a niggling injury trying to whack the Pony to a standstill.

----------The Great Sir Winston "Cranium Spit" Is Dead----------

A heavy weight drags our hearts the day Sir Winston passed away.
The inventor of Orca-Polo as well as several Bio-mechanical killer-ponys, his legacy will not be forgotten.

His favorite match as mentioned in his testamony was facing the good-hearted hafling gentlemen. And for that purpose his grave will be spinkled with the bones and organs of hafling women and children.

Rest Well Sir Winston, Put A Battleaxe In the Many Gods You Encounter!!!

*The Troll was to heavy with grief to even write a poem, Sir Winston shared his habit of eating goblins, they shared so much*