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Civilized Barbarians
Sir Lance "Jaw Grinder"
#4
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
49
B
113
P
0
F
6
G
33
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
8
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
32
XPP
0
SPP
32
Injuries
Skills
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Pro
Sir Lance "Jaw Grinder".
An Orc.
A gentleman.
But non the least an inventor, a man of science.
Sir Lance recently provided the Orcish nobles (that is the team, and no other Orc alive) with some much needed scientific studies. It started out small, with limited funds, given freely and donated by terrified locals, under the threat of untimely deaths.
A fine mixture between old world orc philosophy, and new world technology finally created the "All maighty tosser-thangy". In short its a giant wooden construction that slightly resembles a catapult, cramped with goblins, set on fire and then activated. Firing a horrific mass of third-degree burned green victims in all directions, often setting small settlements on fire and disabling spectators within several kilometres, it also features a cute little pink button, that when pressed produces Tea.
Scientific Societies all around the world praise Sir Lance´s fine achievment.
They honestly do. Sir Lance is very proud of it, and any criticism is countered by a demonstration.
So far:
12 Universities burned to the ground.
2 Small settlements holding science fairs.
5 Passing peasents.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2006-02-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-02-25
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-03-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-03-30
-
1
-
-
-
3
2006-03-31
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-03-31
-
1
-
1
-
5
2006-04-03
-
-
-
-
1
5
2006-04-26
-
-
-
2
-
4
2006-04-26
-
-
-
1
1
7