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Mighty Blow
Regenerate
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Break Tackle
He's dead on the inside, but he'll live forever in our hearts. He'll also be walking around, killing people and stuff, maybe a bit upset about getting kicked from the team at the peak of his career. His proficency in various skills such as "being-able-to-sever-a-man's-spine-using-no-tools" and "ripping-various-organs-out-of-other-team-members" didn't make up for the injury he got due to old age. A few of his best friends have this to say about him:
"Uuuurh... Braaaaains..." - Dr. Fred von Frintenburg, Neurosurgeon
"..........murhm......brains.......... good..... brains...." - Nathan Spinster, M.D.
"Tyco is the best friend I've ever had, his tragic accident was quite untimely, and had it not occured, he would pr--- AAARGH, PLEASE NOT MY SPLE---..." - James McCormick, just before suffering a fatal accident at the hands of disgruntled team members
"murh.... brains." - same James McCormick, some days later...