Child Oscar "Slappy Sack"

This fair and honest goblin suffers from a common injury we classifiy as "Runny Away Frommy Trolly".

Unfourtnaly Child Oscar "Slappy Sack" suddenly got Bone-Head for a while and was almost outwitted by the Troll "Servant" to go nappy inside of his warm and freindly jaws. It almost suceeded.

The Troll "Servant" wants nothing more than to show his affection towards this goblin in the old Eat-gobble-chew-spew fashion.

---------- Child Oscar "Slappy Sack" COACH!----------

Often referred to by the Troll "Servant" as The-Green-Lunchbox-on-legs, Child Oscar finally made it up the silverclad ranks in the gentlemen tam Civilized Barbarians.

Unlike his former teammates, being eaten by the troll, or pounded several feet into the ground, was not his fate to be.
Creating the very first Goblin-Union, shortened as LUNCH (Trolls comment) Child Oscar quickly rallied the Blood Bowl goblins into a common cause. Not being eaten.

Five hours after the Goblin-Union was assembled, they invited the Chairman of the Trollic-Union, shortened as We-Eat-U.
After all the goblins had been turned into gruesome toothpicks, and most of the protocoll eaten as well, Child Oscar managed to escape.
The gentlemen Orcs were quite impressed by his endevour, escaping 50 munching trolls, so they turned him into assistant coach, after trying to nibble his legs.

Nowadays Child Oscar "Slappy Sack" stands next to the field, instead of on it, and we honour him for his brilliant coaching, as well as his righteous fear of getting eaten.