<p align ="justify">Every coach knows that every team needs one player for whom the rules and honour of the game don't apply. Understandably such players are hard to find among the honour-bound High Elves and <b> Head Coach Fezdan</b> had to search far and wide to find a player like Larch. Dredged from the gutters of a particularly corrupt and bloody border town, Larch is a mean, conniving low-life who is so obviously bereft of the usual elven nobility that his heritage had to be magically confirmed before HECOPAC would allow him to play. His violent and corrupt impulses are kept in line by the offer of huge pay and bonuses if he follows the coaches instructions. To date those instructions are -<b> don't foul unless fouled first</b>. </p>