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Civilized Barbarians
Sir Adam "Slaughter Jaws"
#3
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
86
B
66
P
0
F
0
G
16
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
2
Td
4
Mvp
2
GPP
28
XPP
0
SPP
28
Injuries
d
Skills
Block
Dodge
Mighty Blow
Sir Adam "Slaughter Jaws"
Ever stopped to ponder about lifes infinite possibilities?
Is it an endless quest in itself, or perhaps a common goal in which
the collective of man(and slighty greener beings) will achieve a new form of understanding of each other?
Sir Adam "Slaughter Jaws" is, despite his brutish looks, a true thinker. Nothing escapes his resourcefull mind, and no goblin escapes his jaws. Yes, the Troll and Sir Adam shares a lot.
Sir Adam first took his quest in self-exploration on a mystic shrouded hill, surrounded only by a few nervous mountaingoats and a handfull of sexually depraved monks. It would be a challange of lifelong patience for Sir Adam, an endless quest that lasted for fiveteen minutes before the bones of monks and mountaingoats had been piled into a huge pile of rotten flesh.
<i> Life is like a rock. Beat it, beat it again and it breaks. Find another rock, and beat it, beat it again. Humies break easily, rock breaks not so easy. Switch between humie and rock often, otherwise fists get sore</i>
-----DEATH OF Sir Adam "Slaughter Jaws"-----
His death came, as always, at the blink of an eye, or in the Trolls case, several eye blinks.
Taken from the gentlemen team "Civilized Barbarians", his funeral wake will be held at the mound of slaughtered Halflings and other beings.
Tea and crumpets will be provided through Sir Adams charity foundation, named "SMACKIE-SMACKIE-DIE-DIE", dedicated to raising, breeding and chewing halflings.
During his funeral, the heroic story of his death will be recited by Dr. Reeves "Slobeye", the know self-proclaimed Emperor of the team.
As the Minoataur charged and impaled Sir Adam, stomped him, chewed on him for a few minutes and finally started to cook him, then Dr. Reeves came charging through the ranks of enemies and knocked the bloody cow into the audience. A hero indeed.
Ever stopped to ponder about lifes infinite possibilities?
Is it an endless quest in itself, or perhaps a common goal in which
the collective of man(and slighty greener beings) will achieve a new form of understanding of each other?
Sir Adam "Slaughter Jaws" is, despite his brutish looks, a true thinker. Nothing escapes his resourcefull mind, and no goblin escapes his jaws. Yes, the Troll and Sir Adam shares a lot.
Sir Adam first took his quest in self-exploration on a mystic shrouded hill, surrounded only by a few nervous mountaingoats and a handfull of sexually depraved monks. It would be a challange of lifelong patience for Sir Adam, an endless quest that lasted for fiveteen minutes before the bones of monks and mountaingoats had been piled into a huge pile of rotten flesh.
<i> Life is like a rock. Beat it, beat it again and it breaks. Find another rock, and beat it, beat it again. Humies break easily, rock breaks not so easy. Switch between humie and rock often, otherwise fists get sore</i>
-----DEATH OF Sir Adam "Slaughter Jaws"-----
His death came, as always, at the blink of an eye, or in the Trolls case, several eye blinks.
Taken from the gentlemen team "Civilized Barbarians", his funeral wake will be held at the mound of slaughtered Halflings and other beings.
Tea and crumpets will be provided through Sir Adams charity foundation, named "SMACKIE-SMACKIE-DIE-DIE", dedicated to raising, breeding and chewing halflings.
During his funeral, the heroic story of his death will be recited by Dr. Reeves "Slobeye", the know self-proclaimed Emperor of the team.
As the Minoataur charged and impaled Sir Adam, stomped him, chewed on him for a few minutes and finally started to cook him, then Dr. Reeves came charging through the ranks of enemies and knocked the bloody cow into the audience. A hero indeed.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2006-02-20
-
-
-
1
1
7
2006-02-21
-
1
-
-
-
3
2006-02-25
-
-
1
-
-
2
2006-03-30
-
-
-
-
1
5
2006-03-31
-
1
-
-
-
3
2006-03-31
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-04-03
-
1
-
-
-
3
2006-04-04
-
1
-
-
-
3