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'Mad' Mic Vannerwal was picked up by the Black Nova coaching staff after being found behind the team chariot, attempting to pierce his own genitals with a spoon. Knowing that they were missing a player to cover the compulsary 'raving loony' position, the staff saw Mic as a blessing from the gods. However, his season suffered an immediate setback when the spoon went through.
With absolutely no aptitude for the game, Mic spends his time during a match hurling abuse at his opponents. Believing that he has mastered the art of blocking and wielding a sticky bun which only he can see, Mic throws himself at his opponents, which on a tactical level generally helps the team.