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<DIV ALIGN="left">Bert is Ernie`s roommate and best friend. He is the most serious, boring and grumpy of the two. He wants the house clean and quiet. Everything is alright with him, as long he can do his favourite things: reading his newspaper, watching pigeons (especially his pet-pigeon Bernice) and working on his paperclip, pink eraser and bottle cap collections (he has more than 368 bottle caps). He also likes brass-band music, the letter W (He is the chairman of 'The National Association of W Lovers'), the number 6, oatmeal, weather forecasts, boring stories, argyle socks and the color gray. The thing he hates the most is when Ernie wants to talk and he wants to sleep.</DIV>