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Coach Cogit from "Bergmans Bodlar" was present during Ollebärs demise. The game went on as it should, broken kneecaps and fractures as far as the pinkeye could see. Suddenly a rat crept up on the lowerend back of Ollebär and snapped it in half.
His upper torso fell bluntly to the ground, and as spectators threw a few
well aimed bottles and rocks, so did his legs.
"I was horrified" -Coach Cogit explained, after laughing feverishly for fifteen minutes.
It is said that Ollebär died in the fashion he had longed for.
...Not in the midst of a heroic battle...
...Not will making love to a gorgeous and sensuall woman...
...Not at ages autumn...
But severed in half with his internal organs gushing, drowning several halfling babies in the front row, and after collapsing being dragged to pieces by critters and spectators.