Vorl'Smarn iz a nasty peez of work. Iz wud not wan im playin wid me on da feeld cuz 'e wud probly sqish me for da fun of it. But datz ok, cuz im da coach, so I dont 'av to play wid im, juz stand on da out line an yell lotz. Eez reely big an tuff, an eez gonna scare lotza da opozitin. 'E alredy scarez most of da boyz an I tink eez tryin ta kill Bort but 'e swers dat 'e iz only playin wen 'e putz im in iz mouth.