<div align="left">A <i>real</i> Deadhead, Derrick was killed by Bobby himself in our game vs. Paps and given the chance to live the dream and join the Dead full time. Naturally, it was an offer he couldn't refuse....</div>
<i>"One of them cowboys, he starts to draw,
And I shot him down, Lord he never saw.
Well I grabbed a bottle, cracked him in the jaw,
Shot me another, oh damn he won't grow old.
In the confusion, my uncle grabbed the gold,
And we high-tailed it down to Mexico.

I love those cowboys, I love their gold,
I loved my uncle, God rest his soul,
Taught me good, Lord, Taught me all I know
Taught me so well, I grabbed that gold
And I left his dead ass there by the side of the road."</i>