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Men of Ye Olde Pube
Little Ron
#5
Lineman
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
8
R
51
B
90
P
1
F
0
G
12
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
3
Td
4
Mvp
2
GPP
31
XPP
0
SPP
31
Injuries
-ma
Skills
+ST
Block
Tackle
Many claim that Little Ron is actually a Dwarf in disguise. It's not a very good disguise as he comes up to knee level on most Blood Bowl players.<br> Ron maintains he is actually Human though and he is a typcial case of the condition, "Short-Arse Syndrome" that is, the shorter a person is, the more violent and aggresive they are.<br> Standing up to ogres three times his size, headbutting people in the groin and biting kneecaps is all in a days work for this little fellow.<br> <b>21/05/06 - Article in the BBAM! (Blood Bowl Amateur Magazine):</b>Disaster struck for the Men of Ye Olde Pube earlier today when star blocker, Little Ron's future with the team was brought into question. Having been complaining of his arthiritis playing up for the last few games, it was on his twelth game with the team that he aged and received a -MA. Was his arthirits really to blame or is he really just not as fast as the rest of his team-mates due to his short, stubby legs? Little Ron remains tight-lipped. What he has said, however is that despite this minor setback he will continue playing for the team in the mean time and keep his frontline position, smashing heads and breaking legs. "I can still run faster than those Black Orcs," he was overheard to say at a recent press conference. "And I can hit a damn sight harder than those flaming pansies too!"
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2006-04-15
1
-
-
-
-
1
2006-04-15
-
1
-
-
1
8
2006-04-15
1
-
-
-
-
1
2006-04-23
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-04-23
-
1
-
-
-
3
2006-04-25
-
1
-
-
-
3
2006-04-27
1
-
-
-
-
1
2006-05-03
-
-
-
1
1
7
2006-05-21
-
1
-
1
-
5