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Lunchbox
#1
Minotaur
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
8
R
29
B
156
P
0
F
0
G
18
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
5
Mvp
2
GPP
35
XPP
0
SPP
35
Injuries
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Frenzy
Horns
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Wild Animal
Block
Break Tackle
Extra Arms
When fan favourite Blaark Fistface left to abscond with the ballet, Lunchbox was drafted in to fill a hole. Mocked as a child for the ridiculous pair of vestigal arms that sprouted from his stomach, the 'Box was an independent and free thinking young calf.
Upon scoring his first touchdown, a marvellous blitz and catch, Lunchbox noticed that the arms began to swell and bulge overnight. They seemed to have a mind of their own in training, heaving teamates out of the way and smashing players to the ground.
It was not long after this that Lunchbox turned in a miraculous two-touchdown match-winning performance against the renowned long-bombers The Bridge Court Supermeisters...and it came as a shock to the rest of the Hoof clan, when Lunchbox arrived midweek with his third and fourth arms even more evolved...
Now he makes it his duty to feed his parasitic limbs...giving them the glory that they deserve whenever he smells the endline.
Upon scoring his first touchdown, a marvellous blitz and catch, Lunchbox noticed that the arms began to swell and bulge overnight. They seemed to have a mind of their own in training, heaving teamates out of the way and smashing players to the ground.
It was not long after this that Lunchbox turned in a miraculous two-touchdown match-winning performance against the renowned long-bombers The Bridge Court Supermeisters...and it came as a shock to the rest of the Hoof clan, when Lunchbox arrived midweek with his third and fourth arms even more evolved...
Now he makes it his duty to feed his parasitic limbs...giving them the glory that they deserve whenever he smells the endline.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2006-09-23
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-10-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-01-09
-
1
-
-
1
8
2007-02-11
-
2
-
-
-
6
2007-02-17
-
1
-
2
-
7
2008-11-08
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-11-16
-
1
-
1
-
5