During our opener against Spungy's Blood Squad, Mr. Piece put his body on the line. We mean that in a literal sense of course. He was pitched as a point blank projectile weapon against a Squig Hopper on the other side of the line of scrimmage by Mr. Pibb. The Hopper fell down for a few minutes, giving our offensive line the opening they needed to crush the Squad. In a postgame interview, Reese said, "I know my neck will never be the same, but as long as it got the team a victory, it was worth it."

Despite being the weakest and most fragile member of our unit, Reese put his body on the line for the team again, getting sent off the pitch to recover TWICE against the Vlad Tenesh. What a trooper!