Big Red cost the team an extra touchdown against the Blood Squad by trying to dazzle the crowd with his short passing ability. Unfortunately, his pass went wide of his target and left the team scrambling for the ball as the clock ticked down. He is under professional review by our coaching staff (the janitor).

With the eyes of the coaching staff on him like a spotlight, Big Red proved his mettle against the Vlad Tenesh vampires. A foul in the first half kept the vampire's offensive line at bay, but wasn't quite enough to stop them from scoring. With this added pressure to achieve, he took it upon himself to snatch up the ball not once, but TWICE, racing for the end zone and two touchdowns in one game, giving the team the win and selling quite a few packs of gum in the process. He swore after the game that he had improved and would be a valuable player. Hopefully he will be able to fill a new role in the team as a short pass receiver.