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The beastly Mountain Dew has promised us at the time of his signing that he would inflict a casualty in every match we play, no matter the risk to himself.
After successfully fulfilling that promise against the Blood Squad and the Dirty Birdies, he's shown that he's more than just talk.
After the game against the Vlad Tenesh vampires, Mountain Dew was approached for comment about his failure to achieve a casualty. He scratched his head and said something about a banana split. These Ogres were never good at being consistent.