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[R] Clar-Karond Corsairs
Emaxurat the Jackal
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
-10
B
45
P
-3
F
5
G
25
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
-ag, d
Skills
Block
Emaxurat The Jackal

Dark elves are notorious, bad, evil, simply feared throughout the Old World and other realms. On Blood Bowl field they show both marvellous physical traits combined to the wrath, hatred and nastiness which makes them ideal players and has led many a Dark Elf team to victories.

Fast, Agile, Evil, Dangerous, all adjectives used to describe Dark Elves.

Then there's players like Emaxurat The Jackal

On his short career, this Clar-Karond Corsairs suffered the following injuries.

10 Times KO'd
8 Times Badly Hurt
2 Serious injury leading to reduced Agility

Why the heck did he come back, was he a masochist of some sort?

Coach Timothy "The Crusher" Kilbane has this to say.

"Emaxurat... he has rushed for -10 paces as of now, passed for -3 paces and gets hurt almost every time someone touches him. But for some reason he always shows up at the practice as first player, and leaves as last. He really wants to improve himself. I just don't have the heart to tell him that he looks like a friggin wood elf sometimes there. But, he's a Corsair to the heart and will be until someone finally makes that last block... knowing him it doesn't take that long probably"

Finally, in his 25th game, Emaxurat finally met with such players as Idirokel, Lefe Stonesinger and Azonuya Cometslayer and also his maker and Blood Bowl god Nuffle. In a match against Asgard's Valour; Norse team Corsairs suffered 4 casualties, including the decease of Emaxurat when he tried to dodge between two Norse Blitzers and found out that a broken skull and broken neck together mean death. Even the attempts of apotechary didn't help and so the story of this probably most sad Dark Elf player ever was complete.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2006-06-01
1
-
-
-
-
1
2006-06-01
-
-
-
-
1
5
2006-06-02
-
-
-
-
1
5