Easily the most flamboyant player on the team, Thierry is a colourful bretonnian both on and off the pitch.

Voted "best rookie" in the League D'Bretonnia amateur division, Henri has been picked up by the Köpenhagen sponsors as what they hope will be a good blitzer. Time will tell if they're right.

Trivia:
- Often insults opposition team members in a strange fashion. Has been known to utter "Your mother was a hamster" or "Thine father comes from Mousillion!" in training matches.