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Did you know? Up until now, 1490210 players have died on the pitch.
Just like Jack The Ripper, he'll do you up a kipper
And he's like a highway man holding up a newborn nipper
He's smarter than Sherlock Holmes, alright, he beats Taggart
"I'm dapper, refined and I like deep fried maggot"