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<b>In the beginning, there was Kwèk, and Kwèk had some teams.
And from these teams came the team of all teams.
And while one day his teams got viciously fouled down into a box, Kwèk boldy declared,
"LET THERE BE CLAWS!"
and the CLAWS were raised.
"Kwèk is, you see,
Kwèk is
the creator, and this is his team!
And, in his team there are ONLY dirty zombies.
But, Kwèk is not so selfish because once you a game with his team it then becomes YOUR team and YOU will join our heroes!"
And, you see, no one man owns the claws because the claws is a universal language, spoken and understood by all. The language of death.
You see, the claws are a feeling that no one can understand really unless you're deep into the pit of BOOTS.
The Claws have uncontrollable desire to raise your body.
And raised it shall be, to new limits of ultimate and dark pleasure. </b>

- Intro from the theme song by "Iron Banshee" -



Hello
I'm the first Wolf of our favourite team, I'm one of the original team members. When I got retired I found myself a new hobby. I'm the president of the "Iron Banshee" fan club.

They made the theme song for our "reality"-soap as well. Thank you Banshees.

In my page you can find a verry short telling of what they are. And what other groups are intresting to listen too.



<b>IRON BANSHEE</b>

"Iron Banshee" is a group that consists out of Dark Elves.
A few darkies that were having this secret Slaaneshian Cult Club, got intrigued by the pleasure of sounds. They perfected there raiding parties with sound weapons, and torture equipment.

What is an "Iron Banshee" anyway?
"Iron Banshee" is the trivial name of a torturing device discovered by a bunch of witch elves in the Slaaneshian Cult where our artists where part off.
It consists out of an Iron Coffin, where you put your victim in. Once the coffin closes, the victim gets to hear terrible pleasuring sounds.
The sounds come from deamons and souls trapped in the coffin by dark chaos magic. The sounds gives the victims extreme pleasure and pain at the same time. Its a terrible feeling, that no one has to feel.
On the outside of the coffin, you can only hear the victim scream, while the volume gets higher in the inside. At the end of a session (this timing can be manipulated by a chaos sorcerrer) the victims brain explodes because of the high tones, and his soul is trapped for ever.

Some of the witch elves, intrigued by rock music started there own rock band, and called it after there toturing device.
The band has been there for a 100 years and longer (Elves are longliving) traveling with the raiding party of there cult. They make music in every town they come by.

Only recently the band has been discovered by everyone. This comes because of new technologies, and the spreading of broadcasting networks.
Altough Rock Music is outlawed by the witch hunters, Rock Musicians have lots of fans.

Currently records of Iron Banshee that came out on the black market:
(only 6 albums because the banshees havent been on the album market for long... they are more off a life band)

<b>1. Iron Banshee</b>
<i>Debut album, never got much publicity.</i>

<b>2. Trillers</b>
<i>The Banshees got some attention on the illegale pirate broadcasting networks. But they were not that well known yet.</i>

<b>3. Feast off Mind</b>
<i>This album came with a sacrificial knife, it only worked if you dropped some blood of yourself on the album first. Some of the die hard fans litteraly drained themselves for listening to it.</i>

<b>4. Shower Slave</b>
<i> The first album that really got blasted trough every network there is. The cover off the album was verry controversial. It pictured a slave hanging above our artists, with little holes in his belly. His blood was litteraly showering on the artists.
When this album was introduced, the slave organised resistance in all of dark elf territory. They formed a union, and tried to push trough some demands. Of course this rebellion was punished in a terrible way.
When this album came out, our group went on tour: "THE 100 RAIDING PARTY". They pillaged 100 towns and performed at every town. Watching the warband grow. In every town they put the guy in charge of that town into the "Iron Banshee" that they always carried with them. The screams of the victim were the back up vocals.

At the end of the tour, the singer of "Iron Banshee" went into the coffin himself, for the entertainment of the fans. Slaanesh liked his sacrifice, and draw the dark winds of chaos and necromantic magic towards the coffin. His soul wasnt trapped inside the coffin, and he came out as a real banshee.
His howls made the warband even more twisted and deranged, and the artists even more mad then they were. Sometimes, when they preform with a full moon, the banshee appears to crazy up the fans. Or let there brains explode if they are not worthy to hear his musical voice.</i>

<b>5. Secrets of the Beast</b>
<i>The new singer "Muce Kickinson" has proven himself worthy.
The greatest succes on this album is a song abouth the crushing of the slave rebellion: RUN FOR THE MILLS.

Lyrics :

Raiders came across the sea
They brought you pain and misery
They killed your tribes killed your creed
They took your life for their own need

You fought them hard You fought them well
Out on the plains they gave you hell
But many came too much for Thee
Oh will you ever be set free? NO NO NO (sounds of drums)

Riding through dustclouds and barren wastes
Galloping hard on the plains
Chasing your brether back to their holes
Fighting you in our own game
Murder for pleasure we stab in your back
You slaves are going to be attacked

Run to the Mills, shred them alive
Run to the Mills, shred them alive

Soldier blue in the barren wastes
Hunting and killing their game
Raping the women and wasting the men
The only good slaves are tame
Selling them torture and taking their gold
Enslaving the young and destroying the bold

Run to the Mills, shred them alive.

- this song has oftenly been started with the singer of the banshees slicing a slave in 2 with a chainsaw -</i>

<b>6. 7th Sin of the 7th Son</b>
<i> Growing numbers of sales on the Banshees records, some of the sellers begged to get them on the "legale market". The emperor himself tought it was a good idea, if the banshees would do something nice for change. The banshees agreed, and told everyone that for every 4 records sold, 1 gold piece would go to the "Sigmaran Orfants Foundation".
Sadisticly they gleed when the first single hit number 1 on the emperial charts, and the numbers of orphans increased with 95 procent.

First single : Bring your Mother to the Slaugther... (let her burn)
The emperor banned the rock music from emperial history, but the underground movement still excists.</i>



Once each year, in a little town nearby the chaos wastes. A big festival of rock bands is being hold.
"The Battle of the Fans"-concert.
This concert is hold in "Mosskill'da". Rock music has spread across almost all races in the old world and beyond.
The Iron banshees have been the main act for 6 years in a row now, still growing on popularity.



Famous groups:

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=217010>KISS and the KAOSS KOWSS</a href> - CHAOS
<i>An older band with a great reputation.</i>

<b>Miced Earth</b> - Norse
<i> Norscan rock band that is well known to start there gigs by killing a skaven, and splutting his guts all over the earth.
Skavens took offence, and there "Rat-muscicans" often make music earging the skaven nation to retaliate. The number of "Doomwheel-drive by"-killings has gone up a spectaculair amount. Of course bad publicity is good publicity for a rock band. More and more fans gather around the "Miced Earth", killing skavens for fun.
This cultural conflict has been going on for years and years. </i>

<b>Ra-Bonez</b> - Khemrian
<i>A band of wailing mummies. They often bring a casket of souls just for special effects. Most people just close there eyes while they perform. If you see the light, you will probably see it forever, as carrion pick away your flesh during the gig, and you rise a as new groupie skeleton.</i>

<b>Ork'era</b> - Orcs
<i>Heavy metal Orc powa and shouting. Not for the sensitive ears.</i>

<b>The Juras Priests</b> - Lustrian
<i> Long ago a sneaky chaos sorcerrer cursed a spawning pool in the lustrian jungle. Before the slann knew what was happening, cursed and mutated lizardmen emerged. The Lustrians killed most of them, but some skinks and saurusses survived heavily tainted by chaos. These guys started a rock band calling "The Juras Priests" and oftenly been seen in chaos warbands pillaging towns.</i>

<b>HammerCall</b> - Chaos Dwarves
<i> The verry own Chaos Dwarf heavy metal band. Band members are in possesion of a possesed hammer that calls to the fans after every song. Urging them to rock, and pillage, and kill. They are known for brining lots of blunderbusses to the gig, and shooting around like crazy men.</i>

<b>SlipRot</b> - Nurgle Chaos
<i> Pretty new group, but has quite impressed the younger generation. Most of the time they ar just bizi promoting unsave sex, and spreading disseaes.</i>

<b>Whordi</b> - Amazon
<i> "Sex" "drugs" and "rock en roll" are all these woman want. They hate the male race, and make fun of them whenever they can. Why? Because they are really really really really really ugly. These girls have been tainted by chaos, and warped in the most horific way. There bodies however have changed more drasticly... they just want ro reproduce, but no one wants to help them out. They started a bordello first in the outskirts of aldorf, but even when it was for free they had no custommers. Currently they are hoping for male fans for making sweet love.
They won an award for best new comming artist, with the obscene and perverted hit single "Hard C****, Halleluja" (censored)</i>

<b>Bölkhead</b> - Khorne Pirates
<i> One of the older groups, prowling in the sea of claws. They had real hit with the single "Ace of Raides". </i>

<b>DIE'oH</b> - Vampires
<i>These guys are rocking for ages, never giving up. The singer is older then the streets, and he still goes for it. They got known by there hit singles "Moonbeam in the Light" and "Unholly Diver"

Unholy Diver
You've been down too long in a blood drenched sea
Oh please drink with me
- Piece of the lyrics of "Unholly Diver" -

<b>Rage with the Machine</b> - Goblins
<i> Like always goblins wants a piece of the cake, and these guys are pretty good too. They have become legendary. And not only for there music, but also for there really aggresive way of performing. Most of the these guys come on stage, chainsaws running, and cutting trough the fans till they reach the stage.
No wonder this group has the holding record of "most fans" killed during performances.
In the begining of there shows, a small amount of people just came for the nice gig, but one day one of the goblins decided to jump up the stage right in to the crowd. This was the first crowd jump ever.
Before you know it the gobos hired a troll to toss goblins in the crowd, just to get special effects... then came the fanatics wirling with balls and chains, then came the squick hoppers hopping from the stage, and at then came a snotling pump wagon who just road of the stage for absolute carnage.
Stage diving soon became forbidden, but whats illegale is appealing and the gobos just keep on doing it.
Fanatics often sneak there balls and chains in with the help of a troll, letting the big fellow eat it first. Once they are in, they gut the troll and get it out. He will just regenerate back to his former state. (at least... sometimes, but they dont tell the troll).</i>

<b> Mothercount </b> - Halfling
<i> Halfling community is always curious, at least some of them are. Once they see something new, they want a piece of the pie. In earlier ages halflings were always laughed at at rock festivals. Fans were always asking if they are big enough to come without mommy.
Some flings took offence and "Mothercount" was born.
The little singer of the band "Nice-Tea" always starts his gigs with the song "Mothercount". Wich is always 0 btw.
The real fans often come to see the flings play because of there massive "pit" attitude. All people gather together in front of the stage and go crazy.
When they play there hit single "Evil Kick", the fans go wild and trow someone on the ground. Everyone is booting the fallen guy to death.
Most of the times the guys who get booted are halflings themselves, always the first to go down. But "mothercount" always tells the halfling community when they are going to play "Evil Kick".
Most of the times a hordes of halflings are waiting for the timing they got for the band, then they trow themselves at a big ogre or so, take him down, and start booting like crazy. The other fans love it, and join in the fun.
But sadly halflings talk to much, and most fans now when the song is going to be played, raising the amount of halfling fatalities during the gig. And sometimes the horde of flings just stampede against the wrong ogre. </i>

<b> Mothercount lyric from episode #70</b>

- Slasher Bay Liche -

Aw yeah, what's up out there? MC's in the house. Right
about now, I wanna tell you a little slash story, you know
what I'm sayin', this is a NOTLC' slash story check out
the lyrics, you know, I'm a tell you 'bout what happened
when we went down North last year on tour.

Out on tour yo, I been all around the world
went to Prague, met this warped-ass bash coach,
black hair, brown eyes, big tail and claws,
the kinda coach that would knock out most guys.
He got wild in the backstage drink room,
He challenged "the claws" for there own doom,
they said "we are scared but we will play,
because our coach is the grand liche of slasher bay."

I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, love it when they knock you down,
I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, love it when they eat your brains,
I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, our zombies never change there laines.
I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, and our zombies will boot you bad.


You know what I'm sayin'. So we was down North fallin' in
frenzy, you know, D-Roc had this skaven guy, my man
Mooseman had a Slaaneshian, I booted this Archaon
two twelve year old minos. It was wild, you know what I'm
sayin', it got even worse, you know.

So one night they took us to a meetin'
Black sheets, Black hoods, no room for seatin'
there were fanatics, Cultists and crazies,
talkin' 'bout Imperials pushin' up daisies.
They hated Tileans, Bretonians, Albanions,
Nipons, Tilean, even the Lustrians.
We had our hoods on,
we were slick
someone pushed a claw hard against my *yick*.
Then a buddy jumped on the stage
talkin' 'bout killin' in a goddamn rage.
I got mad, my boots got hard
entered in once head
they said, "Oh my Lord!"

I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, love it when they knock you down,
I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, love it when they eat your brains,
I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, our zombies never change there laines.
I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, and our zombies will boot you bad.

So what we really tryin' to say is The claws raise
everybody. We love Skavens teams, Nurgle teams, Chaos teams,
it really don't matter. If you from Mars, and you got a Claw,
we will BOOT you. You know, that's all we're sayin', word.

So every year when "the claws" comes around
we throw a killing in every little Northern town.
Chaos, Nurgles, and Skavens
we'll break their necks
before we get to the party.
It ain't like these guys can't cut,
but their claws to little
and they don't have luck.
So we get buck wild with the warped freaks
we show them how to really work the match sheets.
I know everyone is really after me,
when your chaoswarrior is ours to be.

I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, love it when they knock you down,
I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, love it when they eat your brains,
I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, our zombies never change there laines.
I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, and our zombies will boot you bad.