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Real Name: Louis Maria Ladyfat
Online Handle: P@1n
Obnoxious saying: "Do you feel my pain?"
Pain wanted to become a ballet dancer when he was small. Secretly he is preparing his own choreography of swanlake which he wants to dance in the endzone the next time he scores a touchdown.
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<b><font color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica" size="+1">Game 12, Tiranoc Steeds</b></td><!--
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<td><b><i><font color="#C00000" face="Arial" size="3">The Pain of being a Star</font></b></i>
Had a decent game today. Was somewhat painless except for getting the wind knocked out of me a few times and dropping the ball once or twice due to a sore arm. Still got two completions and two assist. I was crowned a STAR PLAYER post-game. The first of the Rusty Razorz evar. You know what that means? Even more Blitzers gunning for me in the next games. Ah, the pain of being extraordinary.
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<b><font color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica" size="+1">Game 13, Raiders Squad</b></td><!--
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<td><b><i><font color="#C00000" face="Arial" size="3">Anyone seen flying pigs?</font></b></i>
I tripped up on a dodge. I - tripped up - on - a - DODGE. I TRIPPED UP on a fucking DODGE. What the hell, this doesn't happy to me. It simply doesn't. Once in a blue moon, no, less often than that, once in a blue moon with pink unicorns circling around it in orbit! Even Hate could have done it better than I did, and that is after he got his back broken today. To really rub it in, a Raider picked up the ball I had dropped and carried it into our endzone. Add insult to injury and call me Happy Buttercup. I spent a bit of time throwing passes back and forth with Despair, he's got talent. He's easily the teams most agile player... right after me. Hopefully that'll help ease the pain.
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