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Big Momma, the old trusty cannon, delivered two perfectly placed shots into the endzone in the Squirrels second ever game. Two shots on target and two touchdowns. Big Momma was rightfully voted MVP (Most Valuable Projectile-weapon) of the game!
Recently the gnomes tinkered with her aiming system to decrease the chance of misfire. The new modifications have yet to be tested in the field, but the technicians say the likeliness of explosions is no larger than average.