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<b>Hermes: </B>Exciting news, people! The pet licence I requisitioned for Nibbler has arrived.
<b>Leela: </b>Hermes, that's sweet. I didn't know you cared about Nibbler.
<b>Hermes: </b>Dream on, woman. I'd like to put the little bastard in a sack and toss the sack in a river and hurl the river into space. But I do like filling out requisitions and these were some doozies!
[Hermes opens the envelope.]
<B>Hermes: </b>Great Jah's dreadlocks! There's been a mix-up: This isn't a pet licence, it's a fishing licence! And it's mandatory!