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Zapp Brannigan
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
5
AV
8
R
34
B
32
P
17
F
1
G
13
Cp
11
In
1
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
Skills
+AG
Block
<b>Zapp: </b>Kif, I'm feeling the captain's itch.
<b>Kif: </B>I'll get the powder, sir.
<b>Zapp: </b> No, the itch for adventure! Prepare to change course.
<b>Kif: </B> Sir, this is a leisure cruise. Our path was set by the travel agency.
[He presses a button and a map comes down on the wall showing the route is a straight line from Earth to another planet.]
<b>Zapp: </b> That's for schoolgirls! Now here's a route with some chest hair.
[He squiggles a new course onto the map.]
<b>Kif: </B>But that course leads directly through a swarm of comets.
<b>Zapp: </b>Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky. By jack-knifing from one to the next at breakneck speed we might just get some kind of gravity boost ... or something. [Kif sighs.] It's time to shove a jalapeño up this ships tailpipe. [He grabs the wheel.] Divert power from the shields, full speed ahead!
<b>Kif: </B>I'll get the powder, sir.
<b>Zapp: </b> No, the itch for adventure! Prepare to change course.
<b>Kif: </B> Sir, this is a leisure cruise. Our path was set by the travel agency.
[He presses a button and a map comes down on the wall showing the route is a straight line from Earth to another planet.]
<b>Zapp: </b> That's for schoolgirls! Now here's a route with some chest hair.
[He squiggles a new course onto the map.]
<b>Kif: </B>But that course leads directly through a swarm of comets.
<b>Zapp: </b>Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky. By jack-knifing from one to the next at breakneck speed we might just get some kind of gravity boost ... or something. [Kif sighs.] It's time to shove a jalapeño up this ships tailpipe. [He grabs the wheel.] Divert power from the shields, full speed ahead!
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2006-08-17
1
-
-
-
-
1
2006-08-17
1
-
1
1
-
5
2006-08-17
1
-
-
-
-
1
2006-08-19
1
-
-
-
-
1
2006-08-19
1
-
-
-
-
1
2006-08-21
3
-
-
-
-
3
2006-08-23
2
-
-
-
-
2
2006-08-23
-
1
-
-
-
3
2006-08-27
1
-
-
-
-
1