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[R] Return of the Sunshine Club
Nurse Hatchet
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Chaos Warrior
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
8
B
123
P
5
F
0
G
21
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Claw
The horrifying Nurse Hatchet is one of Dr. Darkheart’s top lieutenants. Her malice is only surpassed by her cruelty. It is said that she was once beautiful and that her love for Dr. Darkheart not only scarred her soul but her face as well. In truth, she altered her own appearance in homage of the good doctor when he was killed by some of the other teammates.

Upon his return from the grave, Dr. Darkheart has shown that he trusts only Nurse Hatchet by making her the team captain.

Each time she was killed by her lover, Dr. Darkheart, Nurse Hatchet was brought back to become the doctor’s top assistant again.

The process of her first resurrection had two profound affects on Hatchet. The first and most apparent is that she was cured of a foul curse that robbed her of her beauty. The other was that all her feelings for the doctor died with her. She is not sure if he held some sort of enchantment on her before and her death broke the spell or if the act of eating her alive simply just pissed her off.

She is on a personal mission to out-shine Darkheart in an effort to find backers for her very own Blood Bowl team. Her mission is not going very well due to the fact that the Doctor’s spies are everywhere and each time she gets close to breaking away, he finds out and kills her.

The latest time was after a brutal match with a gutless orc team. Nurse Hatchet was cornered by a group of them away from the play and her neck was broken. While she was convalescing, the Doctor paid her a visit and slowly ate her from the feet up while she was immobilized.

This time, she has sworn, will be the last time she will succumb to Dr. Darkheart’s will.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2006-12-28
-
-
-
-
1
5
2006-12-31
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-04-02
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-07-20
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-07-23
-
-
-
4
-
8