<B>Linda </b>: With Halley's Comet out of ice, Earth is experiencing the devastating effects of sudden intense global warming.

<B>Morbo</B>: Morbo is pleased but sticky. The scorching heat has melted the polar ice caps causing floods of biblical proportions.

[The shot changes to a swamped city with an ark floating through it.]

<B>Gay Sailor </B>: They called me crazy for building this ark.

<B>Man</B>: You are crazy, you built it with same sex animal couples!

<B>Gay Sailor </B>: Hey! There are parts of the Bible I like and parts I don't like.

[The shot changes to a live windmill landscape.]

<B>Morbo</B>: Direct your attention now to the African turtles seen here migrating to cooler homes in Holland.

[A turtle rolls onto the back of its shell and can't get up.]

<B>Bender</b>(crying): That poor turtle!

<b>Fry</B>: Bender? Are you crying?

<B>Bender</b>: Uh no! Never!

[He wipes his eyes with windscreen wipers.]

<B>Morbo</B>: Morbo wishes these storward nomads peace among the Dutch tulips!

<B>Linda </b>: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.

<B>Morbo</B> (shouting): Windmills do not work that way! Goodnight!