<b>Morbo:</b> “Morbo will now introduce tonights candidates. Puny human
number one, puny human number two and Morbo’s good friend
Richard Nixon.”
<B>Nixon: </b>“Hello Morbo. How’s the family?”
<b>Morbo:</b> “Belligerent and numerous.”
<b>Nixon:</b> “Good man, Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family.”

<b>Morbo:</b> “Morbo demands an answer to the following question. If you saw
a delicious candy in the hands of a small child. Would you
seize and consume it?”
<B>John Jackson:</b> “Unthinkable.”
<B>Jack Johnson:</b> “I wouldn’t think of it.”
<b>Morbo:</b> “What about you Mr. Nixon? I remind you. You are under of a
truth-o-scope.”
<B>Nixon: </b>“The question is vague.... You don’t say what kind of candy and
whether anyone is watching. At any rate I certainly wouldn’t
harm the child.”

<i> Truth O'scope goes crazy</i>