Those amongst you that are wise enough to read this bio, questioning how a Bloobowl skeleton could be a Computer Room Guard, will be rewarded with an answer to your profound question...

The answer is that whilst Computers do not exist here and now in this violent medeival world, the High Priests of the Khemri knew that in the future great machines would be created, and that as their Kings would live an eternal afterlife, they would be lucky enough to receive the benefits of this future invention.

As the Khemri were practical, a room was set aside for when this wonder came to be!!

Though please feel free to comiserate with this poor Guard, as he was condemed to entombmnet purely on the need to guard an empty room, or so he would have though as the stone door was forever slammed down over the entrance....