"While discussing Chaucer with the society the other day it occured to me, that this team is not unlike many others I am sure, is on its own pilgrimage to Canterbury. This would most certainly make Archduke Throwafar the Wife of Bath (Hrumpth, Hrumpth). It defines the Orcish Condition. Or perhaps I have said too much."

Scholar Grenk was killed in a game against the Chaos team Legion of Trake. While a victory for his fellows, it unfortunately left the Scholar plenty of time to figure out the mysteries of philosophy.

"Not very sporting at all!"