"That's right, I am the captain here! Dear heavens me, the time is flying. To sail then, let us make this vessel Bristol Fashion for the old gents."

'Murder Most Foul' they cried, but the captain was only doing his duty, knocking lizards around as the opportunity presented itself. Shortly before adjourning for cognac and huckleberry pie of course in the early games of the season.

The fine captain was retired after a recent injury against 'Clash of Cliche's', only freeing him with more time to sail the sea.