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On other teams players are assigned positions based on what they are best at. Royal Fumble coaches on the other hand figure out what a player is the least worst at. Nurmena is almost average as a kicker.
As if to prove the point he can do more than stand in the back and kick the balls once at the beginning of each drive he fractured the skull of a human catcher who had broken through the front line with the ball, but he didn't hit him hard enough so the apothecary couldn't save him. That means more kicking practice for him!
His desire to be more than a kicker has driven Nurmena to do strange stuff. In a game against Summertid he was the only Royal to stand up against the Skavens raging Rat Ogre, that was smashing elves left and right. The meeting has left Nurmena with a taste for glory and he emerged with new-found bloodlust to take on the biggest and baddest beasts he can find. And kick them to the ground.
Against Come Play Us Nurmena tried to take down the same mummies three times and failed every single time, which led to him spending most of the game knocked out on the bench, while his team suffered the worst loss in their history: 0-4 to a bunch of rotting, walking, limpless corpses.
In the very next game however Nurmena turned in a perfect performance. It was like night and day. He knocked around ogres where-ever needed, couldn't be pinned down, evaded all attacks, and placed every kick-off in the very corners of the pitch, without fail.