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The last male of the Greenthorn family. You would think that he would be smarter than to apply to the team after seeing both his father and brother killed on the pitch, but the Greenthorns are an adventurous family and Elphraim couldn't pass up the oppurtunity to play in the VETERAN STUNTY CUP 2 final!
In contrast to his deceased relatives Elphraim actually has some talent. He is a very fast runner, and as such he might have a bright future in Fattie's Revenge, if he can keep himself alive.
Sadly Ephraim is suffering from back problems after having been smashed by some goblins. He will continue in the team because of his quickness, but sometimes the pain in his back prevents him from playing.
<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
*WINNER OF VETERAN STUNTY CUP 2
*Broke his ribs against the All Colors goblins
*Damaged his back when inches away from scoring vs Anime Fury (apo failed)
*Got his eye gouged out vs Scratching Brazers
<b>Matches missed due to niggling injuries:</b> 1