In the dressing room Augustus doesn't act like the average Blood Bowl player - he's chilled out and relaxed listening to his favourite tunes. Takes to the field in a different tempremant however. Rumours he's on performance drugs are unfounded....

His debut was an absolute disaster. Before he'd even blkinked he was smashed by a little elf and smashed his hip. The crowd chanted what a waste of money! The coach was restrained as he tried to do more damage to his new guy.