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Did you know? Up until now, 1496320 players have died on the pitch.
Pete has his own seat reserved in the infirmary.
Update: in a recent game against Crazy Hijinks that has been described by experts as a "rape factory," Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson was the one player who never took the field. He was given the MVP award for the game, as that was by far a better performance than all fourteen of the players who actually got in the game.