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Fortunately, Hoo Hoo's fans showed up in droves to root him on against the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=306922">Rivendell Ranger</a>. They showed their love by pelting <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3614396">Elrond</a> with stones repeatedly, knocking him out first, and then badly hurting the poor elf. Hoo Hoo put on a scoring display as appreciation for his fans, at least as much of a display as a four left-footed goat can put on.
Versus the mighty (and terrifying) <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=306764">In Skryre We Trust</a>, Hoo Hoo mustered all the giddyup he could on a pre first turn kickoff blitz. He knew what had to be done. he just wasn't sure if it was possible. Across the line from his crouched the mighty <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3612477">Lord Skryre</a>, one of the fiercest competitors alive, and who'se breath ranks right there with a dead skunk stuffed with limburger cheese. "No problem" thought Hoo Hoo, who proceeded to unleash such a mighty block on the rat that his feet stayed where they were, and the rat's body landed three spaces back on the pitch. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3612477">Lord Skryre</a> would not return, and will not be able to play in the next bloody match. Coach <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~SirSlappy">SirSlappy</a>, barely able to speak, could only be heard whispering after the game, "He has never even been hurt before." This must explain the trickle of a tear running down the defeated coach's cheek.