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Did you know? Up until now, 1511360 players have died on the pitch.
Ford is the most brilliant of the bunch. He has all the good ideas. For example to stand beneath a bush when it starts to rain.
He is also the chef of the team. Ingeniously he looses hairs in the soup, which makes the rest of the dwarves angry enough to walk onto the pitch. Watch him as he may kill you with a simple spice.