Ted Allen was retired after only playing 5 games with the Metro's. Initially hired because of his experience with good food and fine wine. He suffered a niggling injury at the paws of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3620502">Nibblz McCormack</a>, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=307430">Ratz of Nimh</a> Storm Vermin.

It has also been rumoured he made a move on one too many of the metro males, and was thrown out for creating confusion amongst the team.

Team management asked Ted to stay on as the teams "Food and Wine connoisseur", a role he excels at. He has agreed, and will remain with the team.