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Did you know? Up until now, 1508004 players have died on the pitch.
Lasted until he met a saurus and confused the lizard phrase "Tzzz-tjaaz" with "Tzzz-tjaar". He meant to say the former, which would have meant "Hello, gentleman, a pleasure to see you."
He said the latter.
Which means "What asshole did you crawl out of, shitstain?"