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Thungamudz is looking stronger than ever in recent matches. Rumours of troll growth hormone abuse are running rampant in the Academy division, though Gribly has denied any allegations of abuse.
"Big Thung 'as never KNOWinnly took any leeg banned substancers, per say." Gribly has been quoted (with a wink).
Our reporters have discovered that Thungamudz has been in fact fed a steady diet of muscle-building halflings from the village of Testosterone-on-the-green. As these meals are arranged by Gribly himself, could it be that Thungamudz is an unknowing victim of unscrupulous management?
The troll had this to say...
"SOD OFF!! GrrrRAURGH!"
..and promptly smashed our camera elf. We fled the locker room in terror as he began devouring our compatriot much to the glee of the rest of the team. Hormone induced rage or normal troll behavior? We leave that decision to you, cause we're never going to try to interview him again.