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[X] teh Craig Machine
Mixer at Delta Chi
#8
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
40
B
60
P
2
F
0
G
19
Cp
1
In
1
Cs
2
Td
4
Mvp
3
GPP
34
XPP
0
SPP
34
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Guard
It's College time again
September's almost here
Hanging with freshmen girls
Frat party kegs of beer
I see a girl I'm wanting
mixer at Delta Chi
we take some oxycontin
Dave Matthew gettin' high
and then as I undress her
and start my stimulus
she says but wait professor
this wasn't on the syllabus

I'm the bad professor
I'm the bad professor
A tenured titty caresser
I'm a bad, bad man

Tutor her at my apartment
turns into a slow dance
Hey baby, what's your minor got your major in my pants
I love her student body
She wants a better grade
I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid

I hope you've boned up for your midterm
If you want, I can help you cram
Don't give a shit about the essay test
So let's skip it and get to the oral exam

I'm a bad professor
that's a blow job reference
I'm a bad professor
Your money's on the dresser
I'm a bad, bad man
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2006-12-20
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1
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3
2006-12-30
1
1
-
-
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4
2007-01-05
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1
5
2007-01-11
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1
1
7
2007-02-10
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1
5
2007-02-20
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1
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2
2007-05-25
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1
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3
2007-05-31
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1
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3
2007-06-21
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1
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2