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Let's play football, bitch.
OK, Nige, perhaps I should mention something about the player first...
Born in Wales, the (un)civilised part of England's "green and pleasant land", betted on "footsteps" to win his bowl game.
Apparently the stink could be smelt "all the way back in Wales - What a bloody shambles!"
We're all on the same team now Nigel. Just kick the piss out of it... (I'll leave the "it" up to you, mate!)