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Mushroom was not born of mortal brownie.
He is the product of an unholy union of fresh field mushrooms and sticky italian rice, caused by accident before his slow-witted parents realised that in order to successfully procreate they probably needed to at least meet each other.
Nonetheless, Mushroom was loved as if a regular child, and has since sought to prove his worth on the Bloodbowl field.