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Jack was a veteran catcher with nerves of steel and a heart of gold. He could be counted upon to find a way to the ball and stick it in the endzone. Sadly, a dishonorable elven catcher pushed him into the crowd as Jack was waiting for a pass to the endzone that never came. Afterwards, the coach dedicated that game to his memory, giving his next of kin the game ball. He will be missed.
His name was Jack Hassenpheifer.
*chorus* HIS NAME WAS JACK HASSENPHEIFER!!!
HIS NAME WAS JACK HASSENPHEIFER!!!
HIS NAME WAS JACK HASSENPHEIFER!!!