Jerry iz duh Darrells' friend. Dey met 'um late one night, cause eez always standin on duh corner at night. Darrells sez'd ta me "Whyz dat guy alwayz standin on duh corna at night?" I sez'd, "Why yooz ax'in me? Go ax duh git wooz standin dere!"

Soz den dey both goez'd over ta dere, and den ax'im "Why'z yooz alwayz standin' dere at night?" Da shady git givez dem some shady answer and dey've been best buds eva since!