AL's my half-brudder. He's cool and famus 'cuz he playz drumz ina band. Datz how he met Billy-Jo. She was alwayz screamin' in'a front when he waz smashin' stuffs.

Dey got, uh.....marrig'd......margd....margieed.....hitch'd!..... We fink itz a bit goff 'cuz dey'z ain't no green-skin girlz (?)

And "duh rest iz m'istery" az dey sez.