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Sam L's
Jules Winnfield
#3
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
211
B
8
P
1
F
2
G
19
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
9
Mvp
2
GPP
38
XPP
0
SPP
38
Injuries
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Block
Nerves of Steel
Sure Hands
The Headlines the next day read, "Jules Winnfield 1 - Blitzing Troll 0". There was a huge pic on the front of the sports page, winnfield, who easily gives up three hundred pounds to the troll, turning the troll (named the eater of brats) backwards and knocking him down with a stiff arm to the chin, the Sam L's Catcher then went on to score the game winning touchdown two turns later. winnfield ranting in the locker room after the game, "thats right, i knocked his mutha(beep)in (beep) the (beep) down! he's the mutha(beep)in eater of brats, well then i guess i'm the mutha(beep)in eater of the mutha(beep)in eater of brats mutha(beep)a ha ha! hey listen, lemme tell ya something about that retarded (beep) troll, ey ey ey, where the (beep) you mutha(beep)az going?" Winnfield reportedly went on to rant for another two hours, however there were no reporters around to verify the ranting. azzoth, a goblin teammate of the troll stated about his teammate, "geez, ya know i kinda feel sorry for the guy, someone put tampons in his locker after the game, and if i had to guess there will more of them in his locker after every practice and every game, but still it is funny, bah hah hah hah." A reporter asked eater of brats about the stiff arm and eater ate him. eater then reportedly turned around and asked if anyone else wanted to know about the stiff arm, but again, no reporters were around to verify this.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2007-03-15
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-03-16
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-03-17
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-03-17
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-03-21
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-03-21
-
2
-
-
-
6
2007-03-21
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-03-26
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-04-02
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-04-03
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-04-04
-
1
-
-
-
3