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Did you know? Up until now, 1494488 players have died on the pitch.
Randall McDervon was the type of player you wanted on your side during a game, but avoided like the plague on the team bus. His rambling stories were entertaining spectacles unto themselves though the subject matter was often as interesting as dirt molecules. .Brought low by a foul from a dirty, dirty beastman. He will be missed.
His name was Randall McDervon.
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HIS NAME WAS RANDALL McDERVON!
See you in hell, RANDY!!