Bllllaaarrrggh Is quite simply an enigma. No one knows where he is from, what he has done all his life, why he can't talk or even what his real name is!

During the very first training session of the Skummi Gitzz, he just simply showed up and started doing laps with the rest of the team. Now a Black Orc is an imposing figure to anyone under normal circumstances, and so it took a while before anyone got up the courage to confront him (well not really courage as the head trainer Gurri was threatened by One Eye with being used as a tackling dummy unless he approached the orc!).

"Errrmmm excus' me... 'oo ar' ya? Me dun recog... rekig....er me dun knowz 'oo youz are!" Gurri huffed nerviously as he ran alongside the intruder.

The Orc just ignored him and picked up the pace.

"Oi ya stoopid git, mez speakin' too ya" Gurri screeched before charging after him and foolishly grabbed his bulging arm.

Instantly the huge Orc stopped in his tracks and glared menacingly at Gurri.

Slowly Gurri removed his hand "ohhh errr mez sorri...do mez 'ear da boss callin' me? Gotta go or els..."

"BLLLLAAARRRGGHHHHHHH" Roared the orc before swatting the helpless trainer with his muscled arm, sending his flying through the air and head first into the dirty laundry basket.

Ensuring he was as far away as possible from the angry orc, One Eye yelled across the park "Skummi Gitzz, meet ya noo team mat'!!"